EMAL-LAME

bored, dunno wad to do

2010-01-29T16:15:00.002+08:00

sadness is not being in someone's heart, even worse not even worth a space in their minds.

happiness is seeing the one you love grow and do better than you and to see that smile, whether is cuz of you or whether its to forget you.

memories are times etched in ur mind that you can, most importantly want to remember, things may be gone to remind you of that person, but even if one is dead, memories don't die

haha stay @ home the whole day pon schoool, but it so boringggggg
neeed to get out of the house!
so ytd damn WASTE MONEY LA BECAUSE OF TRYING TO GET SOME PPL TO PON CLASS AND GO EAT AND GO TO MY HOUSE
could have saved more money DICKS

well anw then after that never swim go play dota lol NO LIFE
go late for trg and its like so fast end idk why

right now got this painter just outside of the window FARKING FARNIE AND SCARED ME
so sian life's so boring, wad can spice up my life?
prepare to go out bahxD
buuhbyeee

tomorrow is 27

2010-01-26T23:47:00.002+08:00

27 is my number not cuz her fav number is 2 and mine is 7
its cuz 2 is the month and 7 is the day of which i am born
its just around me

dont ask me why so long never post... you think im some posting machine? everyday so free to post? maybe but i can't possibly post everyday! although these few days high sing blg songs and stuffs ive been thinking so much

i wonder what my birthday would be like
would if be the day i go fly kite?
i dont blame you if you can't be with me
simply cause ure not free

im sorry i din get to do much for yours
i dont know what people do or get cuz i havent have much personal experience in that area
not long after that i din get the chance to do anything
its the chinese new year period soon every year and my birthday always falls around that period
would i get an ang pao from you or not even a word at all
im not wanting anything im just asking and talking to myself
wondering where you are wondering what youre doing

to my first girlfriend who i thought for sure was the one,
to my last girlfriend sorry that i screwed it up.
wonder what is your 1st WAS ur last

projs...presentation...end year papers...and a ton of time in between just...thinking

...

2010-01-24T02:22:00.002+08:00

the last thing on my mind...
and the first you are always somehow...

im starting to talk like yoda

PREELING

2010-01-23T18:34:00.004+08:00

HAHA YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TELL ME ABOUT IT AND IF U WANNA SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT MY BLOG OR SMTH U ARE MOST WELCOMED TO=)

hahaha ytd stay home the full day la this is how it was i mean my shoulder/chest area

then today...

and after i swumxD

i have a shiny shoulder u wanna see? later i post! haha and uhm ytd never do anything lor stay @ home the whole day PON school cuz only one lesson! then stay @ home dota and sleep and shitxD
who wants to hear about my dota life huh=x
haha anw then today feel much better my throat i meant and like if you can see from the pics idk how to post them but i think u'd gedditxD
hee hee so today sian also johnny go sch my bro go soccer i do what at home?
play! SLEEP neh eat idk why LOL drink and uhm go swim! holy cow damn shoik and i just realised i lost the water gun i found @ the swimming pool HOWEVER i think SOMEONE threw it away.

and thereerererer i posted the 1st video LOL i think damn funny la
no re runs or anything then come back eat curry and thats it! lol see you soon
am i talking to myself? HAHA I THINK I AM

for ytd's post

2010-01-22T21:29:00.001+08:00

i suddenly got cut of from my com by my bro ytd
HE DAMN GODLIKE RIGHT?
so i din get to emo ytd~

i dun know where to go, what to do
after my mum talked to me about something ytd i wonder...
if i can ever be a good husband a good boyfriend
yes you may call me a nice guy
but i dont think i was am and gonna be
so emo i dunnno
maybe i need someone to direct me
who will be the one? myself? crazy me

eerrr mazingggg daayyy

2010-01-21T23:42:00.004+08:00

TODAY I WAKE UP WITH A FARKING SORE THROAT AND SEXY VOICE
well now im home HEEHEE and its getting WEARRY hot today we invent short cut AFU and AFUT
ABIT FARKED UP and ABIT FARKED UP THERE
WEE

so where was i OH morning go sch my mom fetch so lazy to take bus la thanks momxD
then reach school so early and wait for teacher to do MY COM 2 KIT TEST
lol dunno how i would fair, wait my nose got mucus...
uhm after test go eat with billy and then wait for marcus to come WTF
LOL stupid marcus pon sch go take mc take so fast summore LOL and i had to acc him la WTF
oh i forgot the water coooler damn cool i go post nowxD

and the 27 of the day! woooo

i never post for ytd cuz i totally forgot about it, i think its the match between sim and ngee ann? WOOTS we wonxD 3rd but still WOOO

and them come back with marcus to VB alot ppl never come again lor and this nice pic of water on leaf!
haha I SPIKE DAMN GOD LIKE TODAY only for awhile then cui EMO
lol haha then go market eat KENNOT TALK PROPERLY CANNOT SING AND ALL THAT LOL
SIAN MY STUPID VOICE TODAY AFU!
okay my bro wants to use the com i think i go off 1stxD

JOTD:
a and b were in a bus
there was a traffic light before the u turn
b asked a, " eh u turn ah? "
a: no, the bus turn HAHA

number one

2010-01-19T23:03:00.004+08:00

ever since i got promoted to number one well at least thats what chang wen thinksXD
i still dont think im number one, maybe im very bastardy, sick and yeah HENSUM
i still dun feel like one on top of the world.
BUT I SHOULD BE HAPPY RIGHT dont expect too much.

WELL TODAY MARCUS DIN COME TO SCHOOL AGAIN
bored in class play iphone and WOOO dunno how would i do for end yearxD
BUT ALOY LEH HAHA
PON BUSINESS FIANCE CUZ ITS FARKING BORING then go trg
wooo ALOT PPL WHACK ME TODAY AND IM FARKING IN PAIN BUT NUMBER ONE MUST LIVE UP TO HIS EXPECTATION AND SHOW NO PAINxD
trg trg trg so fun but very little people
ended so fast idk why maybe just having too much fun
ALOT PPL NEH COME TODAY HOR
NEH EAT WITH US ALSO
and i got to know alot of NEW stuffs HURRR HURRR

then like that lor 3 ppl go eat dinner @ market lor
and do u see the lady bugg??? HAHA why din it bite me? i wannar be lady man...wait that doesnt sound right
ANW SAT AN EMPTY BUS WOOO
u know who drives an empty bus?
a GHOST BUS-TER
cuz ghost bus means the bus got no onexD
walk home and play iphone, IPHONE ROCKS THANKS MUM FOR PASSING IT TO ME AND THANKS DAD FOR BUYING

JOTD:
b: YOU CAN DO IT!
a: i ryu la
b: HUH WHATS RYU?
a: you said " i KEN do it", but i cannot so i ryu... u know opposite?

sometimes time goes by so slowly

BURNT PAIN VOLLEY DRAIN

2010-01-18T23:46:00.005+08:00

WTF AM I TALKING
LOOK THE THE PIC FARKINGZ BLOODSTER blood blisterxD
its after playing ball with durr marcus and FWENS

2nd pic issssss sun burn? LOL two tone? lol farking red right i know!
3rd is 27 of today WOO HOOO 2 7 SURROUNDS ME SURRONDS ME... k anw
IDK WHY CANNOT UPLOAD PICS
so maybe i post later? lol
today go watch NP vs TP EPIC MATCH
WE LOST, VINCENT STILL BEST IMO
I GO IVP ONE DAY? HEEE HEEE
went with billy ONLY today cuz MARCUS NECK ABIT FARKED UP THERE
and LATER BILLY PS US, went to mac @ kap went home lol
fun, tiring, sweaty, epic match watching, and PAIN day

JOTD:
b: eh u know the song jump?
a: by florida?
b: yes
a: haha yeah why?
b: okay, WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY...
a: *jumping*
b: WTF ARE U DOING?
a: you say jump i jump la

wondering if ure okay

WAHHH SUN BURRRRRN

2010-01-17T23:26:00.003+08:00

HERRO
TODAY WAS FARKING EPIC IDK WHY BUT I DAMN HIGH AND LIKE SUPER BURNT AND LIKE WTF SUCK @ BEACH BECAUSE I NOT USED TO IT
IM NEVER GOOD @ ANYTHING AM I?

woots today go to sentosa after so long! want to go with u but...
anw farking hot dun feel like playing but still play lol get farking burnt but had fun laxD who the fark reads this anw huh? WELL IM TALKING TO MYSELF IF THATS OKAY
marcus today damn funny DAMN FAIL. WANT CHEAT VENDING MACHINE BUT HIGH RISK STUN
SUPPOSE TO GET HIGH RETURNS BUT FAIL, THE BOTTLE STUCK LOL WASTE MARNEY. ANW aft that we sneak into the siloso resort WOOO damn fun got pool got slide got jacuzzi and the fountain FARKING IS THE SEX MANG, TRY IT ONE DAY. go use the toilet so cool got hot water and no peeps! wooots. heeheee then go eat CARLS JUNIOR IS THAT HOW U SPELL IT
FARKING LOL. PLAY ALOT OF SHIT MAKE ALOT OF PPL LOOK @ US, CRACK LAME JOKES! SING SO LOUD PPL LOOK @ US AND THEN ZHAO LOL. WANNA DO FLASH SING? flash mob u know flash sing?
LOL okay back to home EMO

walk on the way back think alot sing to myself until my farking mp3 died again only has 40 mins batt life FARK THIS. then realised this morning i dreamt of smth weally farking weird. dream of some idk i cannot rmb dream of some girl liking me, but the thing is she likes marcus... woooo HEEHEE i dunno who is the girl and i forgot what happened so... DUN ASK!

JOTD
b: eh help me buy magnum
a: ahhhh no
b: please?
a: okay la i feel rich today
b: YES THANK YOU
a: no problem
while eating the ice cream...
b: eh whaat would you do if i drop the ice cream?
a: I SCREAM
!AHHHHHHHAHA!!!

after all thats said i done im still
thinking of you

...

2010-01-16T15:24:00.002+08:00

i dont want to be the reason ure unhappy and having a hard time
please do what u must to forget me

dissapearing...

16th

2010-01-16T13:07:00.002+08:00

today is 16th? 16th...
havent done much today yet just woke up not long ago
so piggy i am, maybe doing proj work with friends oh well

NO BOUNDARIES IS FARKING NICE TO HEAR
well maybe its just me haha but i love the song although my singing is FAR FROM PERFECT
if you look at the thing i drew up there, it relates with the song.
one line ' there's nothing between you and your dreams ' you can totally see it in the drawingxD
AMAZING

well it doesnt work for everyone right... see how this day will go maybe i'll blog later. BYE

WOOTS

2010-01-15T20:28:00.005+08:00

^^MY HAIR WHEN I WOKE UP YTD^^
IM CRAZY and IM CHANGING ALONE
NOT CLOTHES U EEDIOTS(wonder if im talking to myself)

oh well THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND BECUZ I CAN TYPE ANYTHING I WANT WHEN I HAVE CONNECTION TO INNERNET AND YEAH ALWAYS LISTENS. BUT THIS FARKING SHIT DOESNT GIVE GOOD ADVICE IM LIKE REFLECTING, BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT
anw its hard to keep my mind of you, are u getting heavier?
HEEHEE
crazy, today we bastard a friend and keep laughing BUT ITS ALL THE LECTURERS FAULT, SORRY IF YOU KNOW WHO U ARE. SHOULD I STOP FRIENDING MARCUS? HE'S RETARDED LIKE ME BUT HE'S BASTARD. LIKE PETER CHAO I WANNA DO A SIMILAR THING LIKE HIM, WHO WANTS TO ASSIST ME?
CHI OH... CHAO CHEE BYE MARDER FARKERSxD
!AHHHHHHHHHHHAHA!!!

JOTD(joke of the day):
a:eh cannot i need like 10 seconds to think then throw my tile
b:WAH LAO EH SO SLOW, WO BU WAN JIU DE(i dont play long one)
a:errr we not playing jiu, we playing mahjiong

i'm tnorf

2010-01-14T00:21:00.003+08:00

if u dunno what tnorf means it's the opposite of front which means i'm back

i realised what a man i havent been. im sorry.

thousand of words and songs can't seem to explain my feelings and thoughts.
though there is one im always thinking about, "would u cry, if you saw me crying"

dunno if anyone reads this but... who cares? only me right?

157-A

2009-11-25T15:38:00.002+08:00

millipedes have the most dicks
they have a thousand and one leg(jiaos)
lan jiao in english is dick

156-A

2009-11-25T15:24:00.004+08:00

(bracketed words are in chinese)
b: eh have u watched new moon?
a: ya i see alot times already
b: but i though havent release yet?
a: my primary school teacher teach me when u cannot see the moon
its called new moon

(in chinese)
b: (ni de pi hen bai)
(in english)
a: no my pee quite yellow today
(pi) and pee woots

you know why guys always dun have money?
cause only girls can give birth(sheng(this is is chinese))
guys cannot.

today i damn angry, i just got into a restaurant
and they played beat it by micheal jackson
so i left the place=x

a: eh the battery running flat, save leh
b: OKAY where is the save point?(only applicable in games)

without pronoucing the words say
i love you
and
co lour ful
they are the same, kinda

a: tomorrow his birthday want buy cake for him?
b: huh no need la make our own la
a: okay u go toilet first
b: go toilet for what?
a: you say make our own cake what
bake cake=shit

while playing mahjiong...
its the (quang)'s turn to tiao pai
a: eh tiao leh
b jumped
tiao in english is jump

hey

2009-11-22T23:26:00.001+08:00

IS ANYONE READING
CAN U TAG SMTH IF U SEE THIS

155-A

2009-11-19T11:36:00.001+08:00

a: i'm speechless
b: then why are you still talking?

154-A

2009-11-19T10:09:00.002+08:00

a: eh i want to eat subway
b: which one you want to eat? clementi mrt? city hall?...

153-A

2009-11-19T09:51:00.003+08:00

a: the world is fair
b: err no the world is not fair, its green...blue...

a: can u turn on the lights?
b: tell me HOW THE FARK CAN I DO THAT?
turn on, get it?

152-A

2009-11-19T09:46:00.001+08:00

a: eh i very hungry
b: go cook URSELF la
a: errr i cannot fit myself in... you know?

151-A

2009-11-19T09:44:00.001+08:00

what's the center of gravity?
g-r-a-"V"-i-t-y

150-A

2009-11-19T09:42:00.001+08:00

a: where you want to go?
b: dunno leh
a: MAKE UP UR MIND LEH

b picked up a lip stick and drew it across her forehead

make up? mind? hee hee

149-A

2009-11-19T09:41:00.000+08:00

b: tmr no sch leh
a: what u talking about?! the school's always there!

148-A

2009-11-19T09:37:00.002+08:00

b: tmr got presentation, i need some articles on current affairs
a: err the tsunami very long ago leh
b: not that CURRENT la

147-A

2009-11-19T09:30:00.002+08:00

it doesnt seem like it but people around me can see that im affected=x
well its a lame blog
not about me
so

17-18th november
B: EH U GOT SEE THE METEOR SHOWER NOT?
A: YA!!! I SAW! I EVEN FELT IT
B: REALLY? WHAT'S IT LIKE?
A: the soft soft one, feel like water that one
B: RAIN AH? FARK U!
A: oh ya...

im back

2009-11-19T08:32:00.002+08:00

I'M BACK
back in a flash
back in the flesh
back in the days...

WELL, IF YOU THINK MY BLOG IS LAME WELL READ THE FARKING TITLE OF THE BLOG=D

guess paul and johnny aren't with me anymore
but lets not forget them=x
ALOY IS A SOLO BOI
hee hee

2009-09-16T02:41:00.002+08:00

i just erased what i wrote. hope its better this way.

146-A

2009-08-31T23:52:00.001+08:00

guys
never sing this to another guy
'cum back to me'

145-A

2009-08-31T23:49:00.000+08:00

clay aiken very sick
know why?
" if i was invisible...
... if i could just tell you where i stand"
where else can a mang
STAND lol geddit?

144-A

2009-08-31T23:45:00.000+08:00

if we take earth as a chemical process
you will know why we are dying so fast
cause heat causes reactiong to speed up
and thus causing earth to die faster(=

143-A

2009-08-31T23:44:00.000+08:00

b: i miss you
a: ya i know you suck @ aiming

142-A

2009-08-30T22:42:00.002+08:00

humans are much like metals
get close and they become warm
go away and they become cold
hope you get what it means
this is not lame is it

141-A

2009-08-27T03:17:00.000+08:00

a: eh i got secret to tell you
b: what?
a: come closer, you cannot tell anyone leh
b: okay
a: ...SSSEEEEEECRET

140-A

2009-08-27T03:14:00.000+08:00

if batmang was koreang
what would he say if he was descending form a building?
WAYNE IS COMMING DOWN AND IT WON'T STOP
cause rain has this song and wayne is batmang
xD

139-A

2009-08-27T03:10:00.000+08:00

i always believed in hard work
whatever i do i always do my best,
never give up
and put my heart into it
hence,
HEARTWORK

138-A

2009-08-27T03:06:00.000+08:00

its not english thats hard
its how you ask the question

a: hey are you a pig or a dick

case 1:LOL THIS IS NOT COMPRO
you either ans pig or dick
then if he says none

a: okay youre a dog

a: you want to watch horror or comedy?

b: i dont want...

a: ROMANCE

137-A

2009-08-27T02:58:00.000+08:00

colours and things

a guy was asked to make a short conversation with some colours
if he did the company would accept him

guy: okay!
takes a deep breath
guy: GREEN GREEN the phone ORLING
i went to PINK up the phone
"RED ah"
"YELLOW? BLUE'S that?"
"please don't PURPLE-ly call here"
"and dont call BLACK"

boss: you can start tomorrow

other colours
pink-panther
red-devil
yellow-dirty(yellow yellow dirty fellow)
blue-fool(blue blue bloody fool)
red-something singaporeans are very known for(little red dot)
black-(up to ur imagination)

136-A

2009-08-27T02:57:00.000+08:00

b: I WANT TO EAT ICE CREAM
a: haha okay do you have marney?
b: ya la i want sundae
a: then you have to wait about...12 hours?
b: WHY? I WANT TO EAT NAO!
a: cause tmr is sun...day?

135-A

2009-08-27T02:55:00.001+08:00

b was talking abotu history
b: you know our fore fathers? they...
a: WHAT WE GOT 4 FARTHERS?

134-A

2009-08-27T02:54:00.000+08:00

a: who are you
anon: i forgot
a: WHO IS 4 GOD?

133-A

2009-08-27T02:53:00.000+08:00

a: ehhhh i tell you something
b: haha okay what?
a: soemting
winz

2009-08-26T21:04:00.000+08:00

cheer up silly(=
if you know who im talking about
im sure you know who i am

132-A

2009-08-26T03:37:00.000+08:00

what's LAST
its dinner
why?
the meal between lunch and breakfast

what's in the middle of lunch and dinner then?
N haha got you
luNch
diNNer
lame's not that simple

131-A

2009-08-25T23:14:00.000+08:00

what is love?
Liking
Obsessively
Venturing
Erotically
xD

130-A

2009-08-25T23:08:00.000+08:00

playing maple story
a controlled b's character and died
b: JUMP LA DONT KNOW HOW TO JUMP IS IT?
a stood up looked at him and jumped
WIN

129-A

2009-08-25T23:05:00.000+08:00

what is a UFO?
Upward
Flying
Object

128-A

2009-08-25T23:03:00.000+08:00

you know backstreet boys are also singaporeans?

"i dont care
WHO YOU ARH?"

127-A

2009-08-25T23:01:00.000+08:00

something that breaks without sound and produces smell is?
wind
break wind= fartxD

126-A

2009-08-25T23:00:00.000+08:00

when people say ure a CAB
he's probably calling you crazy and blind

125-A

2009-08-25T02:53:00.000+08:00

what is emo?
Everything
Must keep to
Ownself

124-A

2009-08-25T02:41:00.002+08:00

BRANDS
who always does the work?
adiDAS
who always opens the door?
niKE
whos the business mang?
calvin KLEIN
who always books things first?
reeBOK
who is selfish?
MIzuno

COUNTRIES
which country likes to sing?
SINGapore
which country very up to date?
INdonesia
which country has a race?
MALAYsia
which country very safe for women?
BRAzil
what is the biggest country on earth?
engLAND

NAMES(NOTE THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TRUE)
whos shocked?
apPAULed
in denial?
uNO
full of air?
AAron
middle sized?
eMily
very daring?
DARyl
very pretty?
CHARMaine
john little's cousing?
JOHNny
has alot of shoes?
SHUwen
says a joke halfway?
JOsephine(1/2 of a JOKE is JO)

123-A

2009-08-25T02:38:00.002+08:00

some tennis player came to a restaurant with his racket
he oredered his food
waiter: do you like your food to be served now sir?
the tennis player picks up his racket
tp: alright whos serving

122-A

2009-08-25T02:37:00.002+08:00

b: ehh i think ur nick v nice leh
a: nono urs nicer
a: know why?
a: UuuuuNIQUE mah

121-A

2009-08-25T02:37:00.001+08:00

what do you call a nerd who stands
STANDERD

120-A

2009-08-25T02:30:00.002+08:00

talk about money
b: i LOVE 50 cent
a: i LOVE 1 dollar
b: got such artist meh?
a: you dont know meh? his father

119-A

2009-08-25T02:27:00.002+08:00

i've met people who are not lame
they are emal
the new emo
LOL
some people are also against lame
emalers
haha...bored

118-A

2009-08-25T02:21:00.003+08:00

b has short toungue
b: i aspire to be a nurse, do you think of such things?
when do you aspire and what do you want to be?
a: huh? when i die what else can i be
aspire...expire

117-A

2009-08-25T02:20:00.001+08:00

b: ehhh im bored(bought)
a: who buy you?
xD

116-A

2009-08-25T02:17:00.003+08:00

b: what are you doing?
a: surfing the net
b: WAH HOW YOU DO THAT?
a: i use BOARD BAND(broad band)
but because a was SURFING he needed a BOARD

115-A

2009-08-25T02:16:00.002+08:00

while in sch, b had trouble surfing the net
b: EHHH I NO CONNECTION
a places a hand on him
a: CORRRNECTED ENOUGH MAH

114-A

2009-08-25T02:08:00.002+08:00

b: hey i want to go to your house im near ur place, are you around?
a: i think you got the wrong number, im not around, im A

113-A

2009-08-25T02:06:00.003+08:00

error in shutting
its not beneficial being a human
or being made by humans
cause you can't shut the comp up
and you can't shut the human down

112-A

2009-08-25T02:05:00.000+08:00

b: LETS WATCH NOW
a: WHAT IS NOW? i thought only got UP

111-A

2009-08-25T02:04:00.002+08:00

you know, not only humans and animals can be turned on

non living things like COMPUTERS can also be turned on(=

110-A

2009-08-25T02:02:00.002+08:00

b: say lets go 'diao yu'
a runs to the market and came back 10 mins later
b: where did you go?
a did not say anything he just dropped the plastic bag
b: WTF?
a: you say drop fish what, you see inside is what lor

109-A

2009-08-25T02:00:00.002+08:00

girls and maybe guys
DONT BE SHOCKED
when a man says youre his best friend
he's probably calling u a dog
why?
cause dogs are men's best friendxD

108-A

2009-08-25T01:59:00.002+08:00

one day mom was cooking in the kitchen
mom: CAN U TAKE CHILLI?
a: NO WHY?
mom: I THOUGHT U LOVED IT
a: BUT I CAN'T SEE CHILLI ANYWHERE HOW DO I TAKE IT

107-A

2009-08-25T01:57:00.003+08:00

one day david got bored
so he took the slingshot he used on goliath to play pranks
then one day he saw this two men walking
he grabs his toy, aims and releases
the stone hits one's head, bounces off and then hits the other in the eye
they both fell in agony
david: woots two BIRDS with one stone mang
birds=guys
girls...lets be nicexD

106-A

2009-08-25T01:54:00.002+08:00

what happens when ET leaves the earth
1)arh
2)there are only 24 letters left in the alphabet
3)alphabs
EARTH-TH=ARH
ALPHABETS-ET=ALPHABS
take the 26 letters and minus e and t

105-A

2009-08-25T01:53:00.001+08:00

from jo from irishxD
one mrt station in singapore is an ex teletubbie
which is it?
ex PO

104-A

2009-08-25T01:47:00.001+08:00

what name is so popular
but at the same time very cheap
sallie
why?
SA-LE

103-A

2009-08-25T01:46:00.002+08:00

b: lets shake hands and forget about it
a: OKAY
then a shakes his hands very quickly almost like vibrating
do the "i dont have" sign very fast thats what u get

102-A

2009-08-25T01:37:00.002+08:00

in shopping centre...
a: eh bored like shit now do what
b: walk around lo
a walks around in circles(rounds) lol

101-A

2009-08-25T01:35:00.002+08:00

vowels

a: ask me this question that youre bound to say no
b: are u sure, what is it?
a: ask me to spell runs
b: ??? spell runs??? okay spell runs
a: R-U-N-S?
b: noxD
i win=D

100-A

2009-08-25T01:34:00.001+08:00

100! WOOTS
WHATHEFF
W T F hahaxD

99-A

2009-08-22T15:49:00.001+08:00

ninety ninth joke weeee
one day a and b were sitting in sundollars(starbucksxD)
a: you know i have a crush on c
b: you have GOT to be lying!
a: why do you think so?
b: she's so ugly and all that shit
a: no i asked why do you think im lying
a: when in fact im sitting?
a: so im not lying in all sense(=

98-A

2009-08-21T03:36:00.001+08:00

b: what you said just didn't make any SENSE(cents)
a: yes they make DOLLARS

97-A

2009-08-21T03:27:00.000+08:00

a:im like damn rich la i have one dollar
b:one dollar called rich?
a:better than 50 cent what
L O L

96-A

2009-08-21T03:24:00.000+08:00

u know i really wanna take pics then post it
maybe add a little things to it before posting
cause today i walked past botak jones
and there is this guy's head which is bald right?
try imagining a line comming down in the middle from the tip of his head
not too long...
i think it looks like a dick
HAHA TRY IT

95-A

2009-08-21T03:23:00.000+08:00

something im sure you already know
whats the best PRIZE kids?
a surPRISE

94-A

2009-08-21T03:20:00.002+08:00

chidori was this guys name
alot people call him chi as his nick
so one day it was b's birthday
a asked d
"who buy the cake one ah?"
d said
"chi buy"
a
"WHY YOU SCOLD ME?"
d
"WHERE GOT?"
a
"THEN YOU SAY CHEE BYE FOR WHAT?"

93-A

2009-08-21T03:14:00.000+08:00

WALKS

b: ehh how do you walk
a: huh what just walk la
b: not talking to you la i said EHH not A
c: i C-walk
a,b: wtf?why?
c: cause ur say J always J-walk mah

a: b b b i know how to sun walk!
b: wa u mean like MJ but opposite?
a: yayay even better!
b: how how show me!
a: okay!
a gets up, prepares...
he walks and says suuuuuuun
a: you want to see the moon walk?
b: NO

92-A

2009-08-21T03:12:00.000+08:00

b wanted to be like micheal jackson
he had fans all around the world
but unlike MJ, b was poor
so the only fans he had was the one outside his living room
and the one inside his room

91-A

2009-08-21T03:08:00.000+08:00

a: lets go holland
b, c: okay what time we meet?
a: 7 in the morning
b, c: okay

b and c waited and waited
after 10 mins a called b
a: where are you guys?
b: waiting for you lo
a: which part of holland are you at?
b: holland? we havent even got there yet, we are at changi waiting for you
a: err...dude i meant holland village

90-A

2009-08-21T03:05:00.000+08:00

LETS SAY
ur name is stupid
you have two friends
idiot and retard
one day 3 of them were walking
idiot said, "lets eat, stupid"
to their suprise retard ran away.
why?
retard didn't want to eat stupid

89-A

2009-08-21T03:03:00.000+08:00

comming to school without a BAG
the teacher asked a
"where is your BAG mister?"
a turns and points to his BACK
then walks awayxD

88-A

2009-08-21T03:02:00.000+08:00

what do you do when you wanna EAT an animal?
bEAT it

87-A

2009-08-21T02:59:00.001+08:00

sign language
how do you do better?
put one thumb aobve the other

fool?
rub your tummy

understand?
place one hand vertically, palm facing earth
and point a two with the other on the palm
there do you UNDER STAND?

86-A

2009-08-21T02:56:00.000+08:00

two words that make a word
SEE SAW
(hey they are even the present and past tense)
DICK HEAD
(it is a word)
dont want to carry onxD

85-A

2009-08-21T02:53:00.000+08:00

whats past tense and past paticiple of lame?
i know

sing sAng sUng
ring rAng rUng
drink drAnk drUnk
lame lAme lUme
i dont know if you pronouce it as lu and me or lump

84-A

2009-08-21T02:52:00.000+08:00

wife: where's our food honey?
the husband tosses the restaurant table over
husabnd: LOOK BELOW THERE'S OUR FOOT DARLING

83-A

2009-08-21T02:50:00.002+08:00

guys say i never force you in chinese
its supposed to sound like
wo mei you bi ni
meaning you dont have penis
when bi ni sounds like penisxD

82-A

2009-08-21T02:50:00.001+08:00

you dont know but when people say BB
they mean BYE BITCH
or BYE BASTARDxD

81-A

2009-08-21T02:49:00.000+08:00

guy: what's your last period
girl: the period before menopause
xD

80-A

2009-08-20T22:35:00.000+08:00

today my friend told me he wanted to name his child matt
i looked at him and said " u siao ah?"
" of course not la"
" but u name ur son MAD"
LOL

79-A

2009-08-20T22:34:00.000+08:00

spell NAOMI backwards
I MOAN
spell YAGAMI backwards
I M A GAY
second one from J

78-A

2009-08-20T22:33:00.000+08:00

use T9 on ur phone while messaging
try to type aloy if you havent already saved it
and you will see that the 1st word is blowxD

77-A

2009-08-20T22:32:00.000+08:00

haha 20th aug is the start of ghost month
and super junior is damn prepared for it
cause whenever they step on burnt incense paper
they can sing sorry sorry sorry sorry
no harm being sorry there(=

76-A

2009-08-20T14:30:00.000+08:00

i dont know why ppl always call me weird and crazy
i ask simple questions like
"why you want to watch GI JOE?"
"why you suddenly call me?"
"why you like to wear (wadever)?"

im just plain asking, some of the people answers
why cannot
cannot meh i like what

so i said i asked you why i didn't say cannot

NOTE

2009-08-20T14:29:00.002+08:00

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